Pimply-Faced Pro 

Pimply-Faced Pro {n, adj.}. Also known as PFP. A nerdy cyber-geek teen who like most of his ilk, suffers from bad acne and lack of social skillz outside of DotA to procure themself a sex partner or even any friends in general(excluding other PFP's). Usually they have a shitty gaming attitude (often sore winners as well as losers) and spend all day and night playing DotA thus increasing their "L337" skillz to make up for their lack of a penis or tits. But hey, they are really good at DotA and that's all that matters.

"YouGotOwNt: lol for all the hater sayin im not good its funny , becuz i could own you all that just talk shit and acutally have , i thouhgt you werent suppose to talk shit on the forums, fuckin hilarious , you need to stop worrying about me and worry about your own dota skills, i clearly own you all, that why you hate me so much , becuz you got ownt, lol so what i have a big ego, i know im good , point blank, dont beleive then come test me , find me in clna ownt, noobs !!!!"

Pimply-Faced Pro by MBS March 11, 2005

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012