There are a number of ways to become a Pimp Captain. For example, if you moon walk on your knees, back-hand a pimp three times consecutively, hire your wife as your hoe then divorce her but keep her as your hoe, etc.
by Officer Jimmy December 29, 2010
Get the Pimp Captainmug. by Captain Pimp Master January 23, 2004
Get the captain pimp mastermug.