Piggone

A politically correct term used to describe a man that fancies fat women of the evening.

It can also be used in a literal context of a pig actually gone missing. For example, when pigs fly.

The word is properly pronounced with a Southern American accent.

1.) I saw a man wandering the streets at night looking for prostitutes, he was for sure a piggone!

2.) Ah doggone I woke up and my piggone!

by horridpossum October 3, 2012

Pigeoned Up

To be so drunk that one walks like a pigeon. To be drunk to the point of staggering.

Dude, I was so pigeoned up on that camping trip that I almost fell into the campfire.

by RFAngler August 21, 2009

Pigeoner

The art of stalking and catching pigeons for entertainment. Usually done at night in major cities across the world,can be done sober but generally while being extremely drunk.

That man is a top shelf pigeoner! he can catch a pigeon with relative ease. the more intoxicated he is the more entertaining it is for those lucky enough to see this talent first hand..

by pigeoncatcher October 17, 2011

Pigeoned

When a sexual partner cums inside of their counterparts asshole and their partner holds it in until the other person falls asleep. Upon falling asleep, the partner with cum in their asshole farts on the other partners head, leaving behind the cum.

How did your night go Brad? It went pretty good bro. I fucked Becky in the ass last night and woke up to find out she pigeoned me!

by Brad from Rochester June 2, 2018

pigeoned

A sex position where you go outside and one partner lies near a light post, and the other climbs it. Once the partner climbing has reached the top of the light post. They carefully squat,and let out a huge load of shit. It is supposed to hit your partner square in the face. *careful while doing this because this is infact one of the most dangerous sex positions in the world*

Jack: hey did you here what happened to Ben

Kenya: no what happened
Jack: he pigeoned Lisa in HR and now he's being questioned by the supervisor
Kenya: what a daredevil. I want to be pigeoned by him.

by Jackson jacksoff May 14, 2015

piggyness

To eat food even when you know you shouldn't.

Laura used to be able to control her piggyness.

by Laura Salazar July 7, 2017

Pigeoned

Verb: Past tense
The act of ejaculating a large load onto an unsuspecting passerby's head from a high place (ex. rooftop, building, etc), similar to how a pigeon defecates on people.

John, you I was walking down the street and some guy pigeoned a girl from the 3rd story window!

by Skippy Tree June 22, 2017