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Pie Skelpin is a sexual act in which a man and woman have intercourse !

It's a fairly vulgar saying used among some scottish people.

I.E. " Yeah Wantin yer pie skelped? = You wanting your fanny shagged!?"
" Yeh inate some pie skelpin the nyte hen !?"

" Yeh Wantin Yer Pie Skelped?"

" Ho You Yah Pie Skelper! "

another variation is Pastie Smasher !

" Yah wantin yer pastie smashed?"
by <Q.P.S> December 07, 2009
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