When a man cums inside the vagina, anus, or mouth of a woman, and then takes a piss in that same hole, then if in the vagina or anus, “stir” the two fluids with the man’s penis and have the man drink it bottoms up. If orally prepared, the woman will mix the two fluids with her tongue and swallow it.
So Shawn asked me if I banged my bitch the other night, so I told him I did, and she tried a new cocktail I made called the Iowa Piña Colada.
by Helpimstuckinmyparentsbasement February 25, 2019
Get the Iowa Piña Colada mug.Firstly, the man receiving the blow job eats pineapple for a week to prepare for the Piña Colada Slurpee. Secondly the partner giving the blow job chews pineapples and drinks coconut water, keeping the mixture in their mouth. Thirdly: blow job to completion, the giving party swallows the cum, pineapple, and coconut water mixture while the receiving party breaks a coconut open on their head to signal completion of the Piña Colada Slurpee!
Yo! My girl gave me a Piña Colada Slurpee last night, it was tight! But I think I gave her a concussion... don’t try and break a coconut on anyone’s head. Ever.
by Trixxie November 10, 2020
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