Phone Pimp

The person who calls you from a public event such as a concert, ball game, or the like and holds his/her phone up for you to hear whats going on.

ME: "Hey man, check this out...wish you were here"!
YOU: "Aw man, what a cool phone pimp"

by Phone Man May 24, 2006

Pimp Phone

A disposable cell phone that is used subversively.

Dude answers his cell phone: "Hello?"

Guy with Pimp Phone says: "Yo, come get down on this apple crisp that my Boo made."

Dude says: "Oh it’s my boy!!! I totally didn’t recognize yer number."

Guy with Pimp Phone says: "Yeah. This is my Pimp Phone, my other phone got jacked at the club last nite."

Dude says: "Word, I’ll erase this number from my call log for your safety sake."

Guy with Pimp Phone says: "Word." Then hangs up.

by Spike Emerson September 14, 2011

phone sex pimp

A phone sex pimp is a unemployed man who convinces his girlfriend who he lives with to do phone sex to earn money for paying his court costs and fines. The money is also used to buy his beer and cigerettes and cable.

Phone sex pimp: Woman get your ass out of bed and get on the telephone and make me some money!

Woman: Do it your self you lazy no good bum! I'll cut your balls off and then your voice will be high!

(As she gets up anyway to answer the calls.)

by llamacat88 April 21, 2012

phone book pimpin

When you open up your cell phone contact list, which is full of girls and you just pick one to chill with for the night.

Hey Mulldozer what you up to tonight. Man nothing I was just about to go phone book pimpin for that girl a Long.

by Big BING October 23, 2005

phonepamper

To pamper a person via a telephone.

While talking to Wanda A. tonight, she complained of a knot in her shoulder. I decided to Phonepamper her to brighten her evening.

by Mark A. Capozzelli March 1, 2017