Phone Pimp

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The person who calls you from a public event such as a concert, ball game, or the like and holds his/her phone up for you to hear whats going on.

ME: "Hey man, check this out...wish you were here"!
YOU: "Aw man, what a cool phone pimp"

Phone Pimp by Phone Man May 24, 2006

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Pimp Phone

A disposable cell phone that is used subversively.

Dude answers his cell phone: "Hello?"

Guy with Pimp Phone says: "Yo, come get down on this apple crisp that my Boo made."

Dude says: "Oh it’s my boy!!! I totally didn’t recognize yer number."

Guy with Pimp Phone says: "Yeah. This is my Pimp Phone, my other phone got jacked at the club last nite."

Dude says: "Word, I’ll erase this number from my call log for your safety sake."

Guy with Pimp Phone says: "Word." Then hangs up.

Pimp Phone by Spike Emerson September 14, 2011

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phone sex pimp

A phone sex pimp is a unemployed man who convinces his girlfriend who he lives with to do phone sex to earn money for paying his court costs and fines. The money is also used to buy his beer and cigerettes and cable.

Phone sex pimp: Woman get your ass out of bed and get on the telephone and make me some money!

Woman: Do it your self you lazy no good bum! I'll cut your balls off and then your voice will be high!

(As she gets up anyway to answer the calls.)

phone sex pimp by llamacat88 April 21, 2012

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phone book pimpin

When you open up your cell phone contact list, which is full of girls and you just pick one to chill with for the night.

Hey Mulldozer what you up to tonight. Man nothing I was just about to go phone book pimpin for that girl a Long.

phone book pimpin by Big BING October 23, 2005

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phonepamper

To pamper a person via a telephone.

While talking to Wanda A. tonight, she complained of a knot in her shoulder. I decided to Phonepamper her to brighten her evening.

phonepamper by Mark A. Capozzelli March 1, 2017

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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