Phoenix Jones
Noun- A fictional story with excessive delusional angles that it causes confusion and is sometimes mistaken for nonfiction.
Phoenix Jones by MaidenMayhem August 4, 2011
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Phoenix Jones
1. (person) Phoenix Jones is the leader of the Rain City Superhero Movement, Seattle WA. At night, he enters a secret room of an unnamed comic book store, dons a black and gold superhero costume, and a few anti-criminal toys including a bulletproof vest with stab plating, a taser, a nightstick, and mace.
2. (verb) ie "going Phoenix Jones" on someone would be referring to stepping up to an altercation or crime and attempting to end it and/or detain the individuals responsible
2. (verb) ie "going Phoenix Jones" on someone would be referring to stepping up to an altercation or crime and attempting to end it and/or detain the individuals responsible
2. (verb) "911 operator, this is 911 what are you reporting. IM ON SECOND AND PINE THERE IS A MAN WITH A STICK THREATENING PEOPLE I NEED POLICE BACK UP 911 operator ok what is the man wearing. HE ...IS IN A BLACK SHIRT AND BLUE JEANS HE HAS A HUGE WOODEN STICK HE IS HARD TO MISS ok the police are on there way can you stay there to make a statement. YES BUT IF HE SWINGS THAT STICK ONE MORE TIME IM GONNA HAVE TO STOP HIM ok sir please dont go phoenix jones on me
Phoenix Jones by AcidRayneSideshow July 30, 2011
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