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Philosophool 

1-A Hollywood celebrity. 2- A Hollywood celebrity type person quoted by the media as if they are important to anyone other than themselves or the media. 3- Any celebrity that thinks their opinion matters.
This week, actress Olivia Wilde, a noted philosophool, starred in an Obamacare propaganda video targeting young people. "You can sign up for health care online in 10 minutes," her co-propagandist chirped as she cheered. Cue the laugh track. Back on planet Earth, Americans nationwide are still struggling with the $634 million online health care exchange nightmare.
Philosophool by dpdatl October 12, 2013
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philosophyless 

The opposite of Sentient. A person or persons who has the inability, state of consciousness or cerebral capacity to question ones own existence.

Someone with a low IQ, Low understanding of surrounding equilibrium, small vocabulary.

Shop at iceland, don't work, smoke, ware lots of gold, live off the state.

also see 'Burdon on society'
Rod - "Hay Dave, you seen them two bag heads coming out of iceland"

Dave - "Jesus Rod philosophyless or what"

Also see
bag head chav sentient burdon on society welfare breeder
philosophyless by mordzy2 August 2, 2010

philosophodoxia 

Philosophodoxia:

Believing that doing philosophy is worth doing for its own sake, despite the fact that the one philosophizing and those who follow, will all die. Paradoxically, in order to assert this is to make a philosophical claim.

To have philosophodoxia is to love philosophy and philosophizing even though it is ultimately fruitless. It is a chasing after the wind. It is to engage in mental masturbation. It’s to be in love with one’s own intellectual life and derive pleasure from it even though it’s ultimately
Philosophers, especially atheist philosophers, have a position of philosophodoxia for granted without considering that they are wasting their time. This mentality is often seen when they mock nihilists/nihilism as being pseudo-philosophical and resorting to calling those who hold that position as “adolescent”, “juvenile”, “pseudo-intellectual”, etc...
philosophodoxia by MindofGod March 12, 2020

philosophile

(Noun): A lover of Philosophy. Someone who is interested in academic study of Philosophy.
I can see philosophiles thronging in the library of our college.
philosophile by Akkii June 12, 2018

Philosophodoxia 

Philosophodoxia:

Believing that doing philosophy is worth doing for its own sake, despite the fact that the one philosophizing and those who follow, will all die. Paradoxically, in order to assert this is to make a philosophical claim.

To have philosophodoxia is to love philosophy and philosophizing even though it is ultimately fruitless. It is a chasing after the wind. It is to engage in mental masturbation. It’s to be in love with one’s own intellectual life and derive pleasure from it even though it’s ultimately
Bertrand Russell has philosophodoxia. To bad he didn’t realize his folly, especially being a great logician.
Philosophodoxia by MindofGod March 12, 2020

Philosophotainment 

noun, a genre of video or vlog that presents philosophical ideas in a funny or entertaining way that often makes the ideas or concepts easier to understand.
Azrienoch makes the best philosophotainment videos on YouTube.
Philosophotainment by Cadwaladr October 28, 2008

philosophiliology 

The science of philosophies and why they're autistic
That's just the philosophiliology of my teachings
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