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The type of guy to probably like Star Wars and be ginger or something. He kind of looks like Obi-Wan Kenobi, and spends his lonely nights listening to screamo metal because it speaks to his soul. Or the Kirby soundtrack, who cares. Genuine, but also rude, a Phethean states his opinion and will make passive-aggressive statements at whoever tries to oppose him.
Funi: "Anyone up for Star Wars: The Force Awakens today?"
Cole: "Don't be such a Phethean, Funi!"
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026