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Phenomnai

An occurence which is made possible through the actions of only one known sentient being; Mnai.
Known Phenomnai includes: getting famous world renowned sayings wrong, going to extreme measures to help someone who may or may not want/need Mnai's help, falsely introducing yourself as "Terry", placing Mnai's fingers on the counter of a retailer (usually a retailer of confectionary foodstuffs) when attempting to make an order, ordering things nobody else would order, performing the ass-dance, doing everything in Mnai's power to recover Mnai's hat once it has been forcefully removed form Mnai's head (this Phenomnai has seen a decline of occurrence in recent times), performing a metamorphosis into a being known as "Professional Mnai" in which Mnai is pleasant and displays traits associated with normal people, regurgitating vast amounts of bile, originating from the continent of Africa yet has no tolerance for heat at all, the tendency to perform a "Dip" or in extreme cases a "Spirit Dip" in the aforementioned hot situations, doing everything in Mnai's power to receive all cool air from any fans in the vicinity, the ability to sweat immensely even when receiving all the cool air from the aforementioned fans, the unwavering love for power ballads, uses a curious technique of Mnai's creation to header footballs, the ability to not understand or accept instructions, the tendency to befriend and proceed to abuse domestic animals, Mnai's ability to exploit bugs in video games for personal gain, the inability to enjoy video games without having cheats or setting the AI of the game to the easiest possible setting available, the overwhelming need to co-operate on video games, the ability to hype things up immensely even though Mnai is aware this will doom the thing Mnai is hyping, the tendency to get extremely excited about something only to be broken immediately after, the tendency to generally become broken often, the ability to perform the "Mnai Pass".
by The Boy May 24, 2004
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Penomniscient

Someone who knows a lot academicly. Being (really) school smart, also known as nerdy. Not a know-it-all but a know-it-most.
Teacher: 55
Geek: Uh? look at my clothes, I'm smart.
Teacher:71
Nerd A (with stylish clothes): Aw man! that is the worst grade I got so far. At least I don't have to repeat the grade like that geek.
Nerd B: Wow! You're penomniscient!
Dumbshits: Hahahaha! (snickers under their breath).
by HawaiianPunch1 November 21, 2009
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Phenomenadal

The term used to explain an inhuman shot-making display from World No. 2 Tennis Player Rafael Nadal.
"He knew exactly where Djokovic's court position was. He knew Novak was camped on the net here... Phenomenadal, that's what you call this" -in response to Nadal's between the legs shot lob winner in the 2011 Madrid Final.
by RafaFan December 1, 2011
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phenomenass

An ass so phenomenal that you gotta give it a new term.
Damn, she got some phenomenass!
by tpot913 May 19, 2014
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Golden airplane phenomena

The act of using a topic or item to prove a point, but drastically altering or misrepresenting said thing to make it fit your argument.

The name of this phenomena comes from the first episode of ancient aliens where the wackjobs on the show claim a precolumbian gold artifact was an airplane. To prove this point they build a miniature model, but said model has propellers, wheels, and other modern flourishes not present on the original model. They also remove nearly all of the decorative elements in order to make the model more aerodynamic.

First cited by YouTuber MiniMinuiteMan in his video about the dendara lightbulb.
In order to prove that the hieroglyph was a modern lightbulb, the ancient alien cunts added a buncha extra shit to make a working model. The Golden airplane phenomena strikes again.
by Aspergicbastarx June 27, 2022
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phenominable

So extraordinary that it causes tremors of terror.
Did you see her head-to-toe footie pajamas? They're phenominable... there's not much else to say...
by drubberbands December 27, 2010
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Phenomalnan

(Pha-Nom-al-Nan) It is the combination of the word phenomenal and phenomenon... Thus it means a phenomenal phenomenon. Also used to describe a unique food creation.
"Dude that vortex is a Phenomalnan"
or
"That chocolate refried bean sunday is a phenomalnan."
by Brad Cislo February 26, 2008
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