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A man without pubic hair, very small genitals and an extremely high voice. Likes to display his microscopic penis to unfortunate wittnesses and is considered a Lightweight amongst normal males. Takes advantage of drunken women and masturbates in public. Commonly displays symptoms of ADHD.

Pronounced "Fen-om-in-ige".
That man was such a 'phenomenige' last night!
by Mau5 February 24, 2010
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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