Peterdick

1) Verb. The act of cockblocking, but associated with a person who does this action often.

Guy 1: Man, John is suck a peterdick.
Guy 2: I know, he always cockblocks me at every party!
Guy 1: I know! One time he ACTUALLY followed me into a room with a smoking hot girl!
Guy 2: Stupid peterdick.

by Erocker October 25, 2009

petermichl

A polite euphemism for penis.

Pardon me sir, but your petermichl is hanging out. Maybe you should give her a zip.

by Hagelman March 10, 2005

peterick

A slash pairing between Pete and Patrick from Fall Out Boy. As some people seem to think that the two are an item.

Person 1: I love when Pete kisses Patrick on the neck at shows.

Person 2: Im not so much into the Peterick, i think Pete and Mikey is way cuter.

by Catrine January 11, 2008

Pooterdick

When you have a physically unsettling feeling because of being sick, having a hang over, or from not getting enough sleep.

Kevin just ate too much chinese food and now he feels like pooterdick.

Liz came home at 6am from partying too much and she looks like pooterdick.

by arrowbrooke April 13, 2010

Powerdicking

Doing all sorts of things with your dick, consecutively and relentlessly

Man, let me tell you about this powerdicking spree I went on yesterday.  First, I woke up and chopped down my wood by cutting a nice hole in a cantelope melon and going to town with it, then I went out side and showed some people my new watch, then my new helicockter, then I shaved my pubes into a mustache leaving two dots for eyes ( birds eye view: :{==D ). Later, I gave a bunch of pubestache rides to a bunch of chicks and finished most of them with a Danza slap because not many of the girls knew who the boss was when I asked. Finally, I finished the day off with a few cock pushups before going to bed, fingers in butts, dicks in butts (FIBDIB).

by Eatdonutz August 3, 2010

Peterfuck

To mule your employees until they go home sick or quit.

The trainmaster wont peterfuck me again! If he does I will go home sick.

by Sir Toppem Hat January 17, 2009

pterodickyl

A man who's such a stupid dickwad he doesn't realize how pathetic and mentally debilitated he is but expects everyone else to be fucking perfect.

Fact: This cockamamie species of pig headed dick can't even be a REAL dinosaur but a mutant flying lizard bitch.

pterodickyl douchebag retard dickwad idiot prick asshole cuntasaurus rex

by whatswritten November 29, 2013