Skip to main content

Pete Sampras 

The best tennis player in the world besides Roger Federer.

He has an incredible first serve that rivals Andy Roddick's. His second serve is the best one of all time. It's known for producing aces during critical points. Pete also has fantastic smashes, and a deadly running forehand.

Sampras has won 14 Grand Slam Tournaments, and has earned the most career money off of tournaments alone: $43,280,489 (that doesn't include the several million dollars he's earned off of advertisements.

He also had an amazing rivalry against Andre Agassi.
Pete Sampras will fucking kick the shit out of you with his 140 mph serves.

He will pwn your ass with his running forehands.

He will anally rape your bitch-ass with his awesome serve and volley skills.
Pete Sampras by TEnNiS_F@n September 16, 2007
Pete Sampras mug front
Get the Pete Sampras mug.
See more merch

Flaming Pete Sampras 

the act of jizzing on a tennis ball, igniting it, and shoving it up your girl's pussy while grunting.
Jack tried to give his girl a flaming Pete Sampras, but accidently lit his cock on fire.
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026