PetRPG 

A virtual pet site that is fairly new. It's pretty much Neopets just with less mods and rules, more 4chan like feel, and lots and lots of little children to prey upon. The pets are drawn by Becca / Bexxy (sounds like Boxxy, coincidence?) who also draws for many other sites and makes bank off of it. The best way to make money on this site is to buy 'dPoints' for USD and sell them. So only the rich can become rich and the ones who can't spend USD on virtual shit are pretty much screwed unless you become a gold digger!

The community consists of mainly 12-year-olds who go on 4chan and constantly talk about memes and try to be cool. They all make it blatantly clear that they go on /b/, altho they are, infact, 12 years old, they don't care. THEY are the reason that /b/ is full of newfaggy children instead of the badasses who used to inhabit it. These children also go on 'tinychat' a lot, on webcam, so they are just OPENING themselves up to being preyed upon.

So if you feel like 'becoming friends' with a bunch of 12 years old underageb&s who like to go on webcam and will do anything for dPoints, petRPG is the site for you!

hai im trouble fapfapfap eventho im fucken 12 years old i still go on 4chan and talk about it with my petrpg buddies. hay lets go on tinychat.com/petrpg and i'll do stuff on webcam for you for money lolol

PetRPG by Trouble's a bitch July 8, 2011

Petrograd 

1. A.K.A. St. Petersburg, Leningrad.
City on the Neva river and Baltic Sea, RUSSIA founded by Peter the Great in 1703. Capital of Russia from 1712 until 1918. Though originally called Petersburg, the name of the city was changed to Petrograd in 1914, as the former name sounded too German. Renamed Leningrad in 1924, and St. Petersburg in 1991. A center of Russian culture, science, and architecture from the Baroque, Industral, and Soviet eras. Birthplace of Russian President Vladimir Putin. Though not involved in any way with the popular Russian children's program Spongevladimir Squareputin

Why are you looking up Petrograd in the Urban dictionary anyway?

Petrograd by Paul O'Neill July 2, 2004

Petrogasm 

1. v To review a wine using an image.
2. n The act of reviewing a wine using an image.
3. n Chateau Petrogasm, the imaginary/virtual location where this type of wine-reviewing takes place: www.chateaupetrogasm.com. The owners of this Chateau are Benjamin Saltzman and Andrew Stuart.

Etymology: Derived from the names of world's finest food and wine, "Petrossian" the ultimate producer of caviar and "Petrus" the extremely expensive wine from Pomerol in Bordeaux, France. The stem is then combined with "orgasm" from the French "orgasme," from Greek "orgasmos" "excitement, swelling," from "organ" "be in heat, become ripe for," literally "to swell, be excited," related to orge "impulse, excitement, anger" (www.etymonline.com).

"I am going to taste this 1999 Meo Camuzet Clos Vougeot and then petrogasm."
"Let's have a petrogasm after dinner."
"If you are free, please join me tonight at Chateau Petrogasm."

Petrogasm by Benjamin Saltzman August 25, 2007

petroglyph 

Petroglyph is the only videogame company that totally pwns EA(Electronic Arts). Evil EA bought Westwood in 1998 and started putting their brand on Westwood games, thus removing every single tiny bit of quality from them. Since the Westwood developpers actually care more about the gamer than the money, the majority of them left EA and started this new VG company. They've had a good start with Star Wars: Empire at War and it's only the beginning.

- Dude, EA is so going to conquer the world!
- Not at all, Westwood guys just left them to form PETROGLYPH!
- O RLY? Then there's still hope in life! I'll stop cutting my wrists and covering 3/5 of my face with my hairs! (see emo)

petroglyph by Spirate August 28, 2008

Petraglia 

a penis pump.

for example a Petraglia is a brand of pump lube

Petraglia by Ofelia Testes March 29, 2009

petrogerm 

A flax plant containing many of the chemicals needed for the production of petroleum jelly.

That's delicious Petrogerm.

petrogerm by Jack Franks November 15, 2004

petryga 

A fat ass that gives birth to small hams

Claims to be a math teacher but is only here for the food

I tried to punch her but her belly made me lunch myself

You know what causes earthquakes? Marelli and petryga having gay anal sex

Man1: your dads gay
Man2: your moms lesbian

Man1:your nanny tranny

Man2:your family tree LGBT
Man1:your grandpap a trap
Man3:petryga one fat nigga

petryga by Billnyemymomsnotaguyshesaplane May 18, 2018