Pervert face

A face that was supposed to be sexy, but failed and ended up a pervert face, instead. Usually people who do the face have their eyes wide, a creepy smile, and their tongue sticking out. It is a failed attempt at sultry eyes, seductive smirk, and licking their lips.

Girl doing pervert face.

Boy shudders.

Girl: Do you think I'm sexy?

Boy: No, you perverted, ugly butter face.

Pervert face by IBRockingYou September 6, 2011

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face-pervert

Someone who looks through their Facebook friends and their friends' friends pictures at hot girls/guys just to stare at them.

1: Look at this girl, she's so hot.
2: Dude, you don't even know her.
1: Yeah, but... *drools*
2: You're such a face-pervert!

face-pervert by DPX January 5, 2009

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facebook pervert

A man who trolls facebook for attractive women to friend request. 90% of his friend list is young women he doesn't know or will never meet.

Facebook pervert is a man who adds numerous women so other men will look at his friends list and think he's a pimp.

facebook pervert by donna belle December 4, 2013

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straight-faced pervert

Someone who is able to do perverted things while keeping a straight face.

Him: Do you wanna use the BDSM kit and the dildo tonight?
Her: w-what? Don't say such perverted things with a straight face!
Him: What do you mean?
Her: You're acting like such a Straight-faced Pervert!

straight-faced pervert by Weeabob November 28, 2016

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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