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Peruvian Necktie 

A submission move from Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu sometimes used in MMA style fighting. For this move you must be facing towards and be above the victim, who generally must be on the ground. One arm goes around the neck, the other under the opposite armpit, then they are locked and pulled in towards you. Next, put the first leg over the victims back, desirably the leg corresponding to whichever arm is around the victims neck. Then, throw the other leg over. To complete this move crank back with your torso, and the straightening action of your body applies considerable pressure to the victims neck.
I was going to put that guy in a Guillotine choke, but that's what he was expecting, so i sank the Peruvian Necktie in instead.
Peruvian Necktie by MattInTheCouv January 2, 2010
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Peruvian Necktie 

1.(n.)also known as a bolivian necktie. It is a form of murder most common in prisons where one uses a sharp blade such as an illegally acquired knife or razor blade to cut a "V" shape around the area of the victim where a necktie would be worn

2.(n.)In the drug world it is a form of punishment for not paid their "bill." A gasoline soaked tire(usually of a volvo) is placed around a victims neck which is then lit on fire.
1. Johnny found out that it was Stubby who notified the guards about his secret collection of assorted crude razor blades and had them confiscated. In response he gave him a Peruvian Necktie on his 35th birthday

2. Given the clients excessive and overdue tab, the drug dealer ordered his men to give a bonus peruvian necktie on the clients next shipment of yeyo
Peruvian Necktie by Randy Gee August 12, 2006

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016