perfect poo

when you take a dump and when you go to wipe there is nothing to wipe, your ass is clean

"I eat tacos all and i still had a perfect poo"

"Your the lucky one when you have a perfect poo"

by 4 Points October 18, 2009

Perfect Poo

A Perfect Poo, otherwise known as the Perfect Game of pooing is the result of a number of factors.

Confidence Poo + Ghost Poo = Perfect Poo.

The situation chronologically would work as follows: Person sits on toilet to take a dump.
When bowel movement complete the person is confident that they dont need to wipe at all. Person then stands up, pulls pants up (thus completing a Confidence Poo) and observes the bowl only to see no trace of the poo whatsoever (thus completing a Ghost Poo)

This remarkable feat is only rumoured to have occured and no primary sources tell of its tale.

Man I was so sure I'd done the Perfect Poo, but when I looked in the bowl I saw there were some big skid marks.

by qwerty29 March 12, 2014

Perfect-Poop

The occurrence where one is successfully able to excrete feces out of their rectum without requiring the use of toilet paper to clean up afterward, for the feces came out cleanly and smoothly.

After pooping, you wipe once to ensure there is no fecal matter there, If the toilet paper is clean, you have had a perfect-poop.

This morning, I had a perfect-poop. An excellent way to start my day.

by cheno1115 June 20, 2011

The Perfect Pool Party

Requires at least one Wes accompanied by some alcohol and music

That was the Perfect Pool Party!!
Agreed Wes is great hey

by Just being honest chief March 25, 2020

perfect poop

wen the poop comes out the poop has to have no poop juice and u dont have to wipe.
And in a strait line

Yo mike,i pooped a perfect poop in this girls mouth,and then she poop in mine mouth.

by adam poop March 21, 2008