perfect poo
perfect poo by 4 Points October 18, 2009
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Perfect Poo
A Perfect Poo, otherwise known as the Perfect Game of pooing is the result of a number of factors.
Confidence Poo + Ghost Poo = Perfect Poo.
The situation chronologically would work as follows: Person sits on toilet to take a dump.
When bowel movement complete the person is confident that they dont need to wipe at all. Person then stands up, pulls pants up (thus completing a Confidence Poo) and observes the bowl only to see no trace of the poo whatsoever (thus completing a Ghost Poo)
This remarkable feat is only rumoured to have occured and no primary sources tell of its tale.
Confidence Poo + Ghost Poo = Perfect Poo.
The situation chronologically would work as follows: Person sits on toilet to take a dump.
When bowel movement complete the person is confident that they dont need to wipe at all. Person then stands up, pulls pants up (thus completing a Confidence Poo) and observes the bowl only to see no trace of the poo whatsoever (thus completing a Ghost Poo)
This remarkable feat is only rumoured to have occured and no primary sources tell of its tale.
Man I was so sure I'd done the Perfect Poo, but when I looked in the bowl I saw there were some big skid marks.
Perfect Poo by qwerty29 March 12, 2014
Perfect-Poop
The occurrence where one is successfully able to excrete feces out of their rectum without requiring the use of toilet paper to clean up afterward, for the feces came out cleanly and smoothly.
After pooping, you wipe once to ensure there is no fecal matter there, If the toilet paper is clean, you have had a perfect-poop.
After pooping, you wipe once to ensure there is no fecal matter there, If the toilet paper is clean, you have had a perfect-poop.
Perfect-Poop by cheno1115 June 20, 2011
The Perfect Pool Party
The Perfect Pool Party by Just being honest chief March 25, 2020
perfect poop
wen the poop comes out the poop has to have no poop juice and u dont have to wipe.
And in a strait line
And in a strait line
perfect poop by adam poop March 21, 2008
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