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Pequannock 

Middle class town in Morris county, New Jersey consisting of everything else in any other average American suburb. Diners and Dunkin Donuts are the most popular places followers by a few pizza places and a supermarket. This place is populated by a bunch of snobs, Albanians, and surprisingly enough, a disproportionate amount of delinquents including some dude named Larry who tried to blow up the high school. Not a bad place to live unless you're broke.
Pequannock is overpriced.
Pequannock by NJbooker April 19, 2018
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pequannock 

A township of two distinct towns Pequannock and Pompton Plains, Pequannock being the slightly more ghetto of the two. A bunch of upper-middle class white kids with nothing to do except drink and go to the diner. A place where everyone knows everything about everyone else.
"There's nothing to do I can't wait to get the hell out of Pequannock"
pequannock by nfgna April 8, 2005

pequannock 

A low class, town full of dumbass Hicks that drink and party all day, while managing to get caught everytime. Sucks at every sport and is a poor excuse for a town. Don't ever move here.
If you want to meet some white trash, pequannocks right here.
pequannock by obiwanyourbrobi April 10, 2011

pequannock 

the absolute worst town ever. full of rich white snotty kids. this town has the worst people ever. once you go to the target and willowbrook, there’s nothing to do. now kids go to the view which is pretty stupid. the cops have absolutely nothing better to do than beat down on kids trying to buy nicotine. if you move here from out of town, expect to be excluded by all the townies inside and outside of school. worst place ever. the football team also fucking sucked this year and has sucked since i was a freshman 5 years ago.
“pequannock is such a shitty town”

Pequannock 

All the kids here will take their giant hands and beat and punch you and kick you and chop your neck in half break yo dick in half (HUURRGHH) Until you are crying and bleeding and pleading for god’s mercy. Every night I hear the screams of people casually burning in lava and screaming also.

-glory hole 1.) highway in pequannock road dome here is insane do not come
-glory hole 2.) PV Park vending machine stick your dick in the coin slot
Holy Spirit carnival Kind of go hard tho
Structure meet up at 2 pm who coming home of blake irvington big fucking man water in his neck into the lake it’s better than green goblin and it is warm water on his neck coming out squirting on top of green goblin and he dies but it will die like weird water opaque milk like water and if you drink it you die.’ Home of derek jeter and french montana (GOD REST HIS SOUL)
I. LOVE. BAGEL HEAVEN I LOVE SHOVING WARM BAGELS IN MY ASS RIGHT OUT OF THE OVEN FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKER FUCKING FUCKER FUCKFUCK FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKER. Flesh is rotting off my body. I’m starving as the buzzards pick at my bones and I’m reimbursed to where I came from o Mother earth o power above please. Please just help. I’m a sinner and I don’t deserve salviation but I will do anything for it to clean this dirty soul. The blood and the soil flush from my eyes. Where more prisoners are soon to be returned and tortured and returned and tortured. Please. Please save this soul.

19 QUOTES FROM BOOK OF REVELATIONS
In Pequannock one time some kids with giant hands punched and slapped and kick the shit out of my face.
A word to describe someone who was pantsed at a pool party, whose penis shrunk because of the temperature of the water.
Eli: Hey Carly Look!!!!!!
pequeno by eneman September 22, 2004
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