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Penis Person

A genderless use of the word penisman or peniswoman.

A person that you wish wasn't around you.

A sarcastic use of the word might be used to address a friend.

Plural: Penis People
Jesus man, look at that stupid fucking penis person.

Are you kidding me you penis person?

I'm not partying with you....ya damn penis person.

Look at yourself. You're a fucking penis person!
Penis Person by Tha Cannon February 24, 2010
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I hate penis persons

Because of bad experiences (relationship, fwb, date). The desire of having a connexion with a penis person is none-existent. A girl who now hates penis persons doesn’t want anything to do with a man. She feels betrayed so she’s done with penis persons.
- Since he broke my heart, god, I hate penis persons.

Other-Persons-Penis-Phobia 

Where you are afraid to touch another guys penis...
I have the phobia of another persons penis where someone could be like "GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY AND YOUR HOUSE KEYS OR I'LL TOUCH YOU WITH MY PENIS!" Then I'll give them my car, house keys, wallet, and wife

personality penis 

When your penis is not impressive enough on it's own so you have to compensate by having a great personality.
"Yeah Chad isn't the biggest I've ever been with, but he's such a good listener. He's got that "personality penis"."

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026