When you don't want to pee in a urinal because someone is standing next to you.
It's quite common, so don't feel weird if you have it.
It's quite common, so don't feel weird if you have it.
I admit I have penis fright. The very thought of another guy pissing right next to me when I'm trying to just stalls my bladder.
Example Situation:
John entered a public restroom. Having not used the bathroom for a few hours, he really needed to. He didn't have time to reach a stall, and besides, they were all taken.
John decided to use a urinal. He unzipped his fly, and just when he was going to release himself, a burly man stands next to him to do the same. Meanwhile, John is standing there, afraid, confused, wondering what his penis' reaction will be.
He just couldn't. John went to his doctor to ask him why he couldn't urinate in a urinal whilst standing next to another guy.
There was only one thing.
John had penis fright.
Example Situation:
John entered a public restroom. Having not used the bathroom for a few hours, he really needed to. He didn't have time to reach a stall, and besides, they were all taken.
John decided to use a urinal. He unzipped his fly, and just when he was going to release himself, a burly man stands next to him to do the same. Meanwhile, John is standing there, afraid, confused, wondering what his penis' reaction will be.
He just couldn't. John went to his doctor to ask him why he couldn't urinate in a urinal whilst standing next to another guy.
There was only one thing.
John had penis fright.
by Mr. Sacman July 17, 2009
Get the Penis Fright mug.When two men who have a common dislike for each other, they will in rare occasions whip out there trusty steeds and do battle.
Ex 1
Jim: I don't enjoy your company
Tim: Then lets penis fight
Ex 2
Tod: Dude you totally just took my girlfriend
Mark: You where not pleasing her anyways
Tod: You douche! Lets penis fight!
Jim: I don't enjoy your company
Tim: Then lets penis fight
Ex 2
Tod: Dude you totally just took my girlfriend
Mark: You where not pleasing her anyways
Tod: You douche! Lets penis fight!
by KowasakiNinja June 14, 2010
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