Penis Fright

When you don't want to pee in a urinal because someone is standing next to you.

It's quite common, so don't feel weird if you have it.

I admit I have penis fright. The very thought of another guy pissing right next to me when I'm trying to just stalls my bladder.

Example Situation:

John entered a public restroom. Having not used the bathroom for a few hours, he really needed to. He didn't have time to reach a stall, and besides, they were all taken.

John decided to use a urinal. He unzipped his fly, and just when he was going to release himself, a burly man stands next to him to do the same. Meanwhile, John is standing there, afraid, confused, wondering what his penis' reaction will be.

He just couldn't. John went to his doctor to ask him why he couldn't urinate in a urinal whilst standing next to another guy.

There was only one thing.

John had penis fright.

Penis Fright by Mr. Sacman July 17, 2009

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penis fight

When two men who have a common dislike for each other, they will in rare occasions whip out there trusty steeds and do battle.

Ex 1
Jim: I don't enjoy your company
Tim: Then lets penis fight
Ex 2
Tod: Dude you totally just took my girlfriend
Mark: You where not pleasing her anyways
Tod: You douche! Lets penis fight!

penis fight by KowasakiNinja June 14, 2010

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penis-fight

when two penises meet hole to hole and begin to pee on each other in a violent sort of manner. when both dicks begin to call each other mean unapeeing words. hahah get it peeing

have a penis-fight in bed

penis-fight by bbboooobie mama July 23, 2009

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Super Nazi Penis Cartel Freedom Fighters 3

A ROM hack of Super Mario Bros. 3 which was released in late 2004. It seems to serve as either a glorification of the low-brow style of ROM hacking or a satire of it, perhaps a little of both. It was created by a ROM hacker named Dr. Floppy.

I just played Super Nazi Penis Cartel Freedom Fighters 3. I now have absolutely no hope for humanity whatsoever.

Super Nazi Penis Cartel Freedom Fighters 3 by RXtasy January 1, 2005

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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