Penis Fright

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When you don't want to pee in a urinal because someone is standing next to you.

It's quite common, so don't feel weird if you have it.

I admit I have penis fright. The very thought of another guy pissing right next to me when I'm trying to just stalls my bladder.

Example Situation:

John entered a public restroom. Having not used the bathroom for a few hours, he really needed to. He didn't have time to reach a stall, and besides, they were all taken.

John decided to use a urinal. He unzipped his fly, and just when he was going to release himself, a burly man stands next to him to do the same. Meanwhile, John is standing there, afraid, confused, wondering what his penis' reaction will be.

He just couldn't. John went to his doctor to ask him why he couldn't urinate in a urinal whilst standing next to another guy.

There was only one thing.

John had penis fright.

Penis Fright by Mr. Sacman July 17, 2009

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penis fight

When two men who have a common dislike for each other, they will in rare occasions whip out there trusty steeds and do battle.

Ex 1
Jim: I don't enjoy your company
Tim: Then lets penis fight
Ex 2
Tod: Dude you totally just took my girlfriend
Mark: You where not pleasing her anyways
Tod: You douche! Lets penis fight!

penis fight by KowasakiNinja June 14, 2010

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penis-fight

when two penises meet hole to hole and begin to pee on each other in a violent sort of manner. when both dicks begin to call each other mean unapeeing words. hahah get it peeing

have a penis-fight in bed

penis-fight by bbboooobie mama July 23, 2009

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Super Nazi Penis Cartel Freedom Fighters 3

A ROM hack of Super Mario Bros. 3 which was released in late 2004. It seems to serve as either a glorification of the low-brow style of ROM hacking or a satire of it, perhaps a little of both. It was created by a ROM hacker named Dr. Floppy.

I just played Super Nazi Penis Cartel Freedom Fighters 3. I now have absolutely no hope for humanity whatsoever.

Super Nazi Penis Cartel Freedom Fighters 3 by RXtasy January 1, 2005

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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