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Spawn of a Pelkey. Commonly refered to as the offspring of Saintan, for their unprdictable and random destruction. Given Birth to by some Fine ass Shawty.
Pelkey 1: I was rubbing one off last night when I created an army of Pelklets!
Pelkey 2: LAWL!
Colt Jones: Last thing this world needs is more Pelkey's!!
Pelkey 1 & 2: ROFL!!
Pelklet by Colt Jones May 29, 2008
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mad pellets 

a phrase started in North Texas not too long ago that is often substituted for words such as "cool", "tight", or "dope". There is no actual meaning behind the phrase "mad pellets", but it's fun to say.
Jason: Bro, did you see that dunk last night?
Theo: Yeah, LeBron James is mad pellets.

Mustafa: That new Soulja Boy album was mad pellets!!
Socrates: Not really... it's Soulja Boy.
mad pellets by elcerebro June 30, 2010

Geezer Pellet 

The little bit of doody a senior citizen leaves on the toilet seat after they leave the bathroom.
Yuck...when I went into the bathroom I noticed Grandpa left a geezer pellet on the toilet seat.
Geezer Pellet by Wyldfox March 14, 2009

pellet gun 

A rifle or pistol that shoot pellets, lead or alloy, at high velocities using compressed air. There are multiple types of pellet rifles such as break-barrel, which uses a spring, PCP, which uses compressed air, and CO2, which uses a compressed CO2 cartridge. Pellet guns, or pellet rifles, are used mainly for plinking or small game hunting, and the two main calibers are .177 and .22. In some states, pellet rifles are not allowed.
I bought a pellet gun at the Sporting Goods store today.
pellet gun by Pseudo-rabbit March 27, 2014

Rave Pellets 

Yeah, I went out last night...ended up on The Rave Pellets, twonked so I was by the time I got back to the flat.
Rave Pellets by Stephen-james July 28, 2008

spooge pellets 

A hard ripe pellet made from the after birth of a young camel. Usually these are ingested to keep bad spirits out and good spirits in.
My mom ate a spooge pellets before heading into the jungle.
spooge pellets by ratatadatat January 29, 2014

paedo pellets

old mans favourite confectionary: werthers originals
the old man lured the small child into his car with his paedo pellets
paedo pellets by dibs August 6, 2006