Small town in southern westchester that has as many pizza places as citizens. Classic overpriveledged white kid town where the taxes are high, the crime rate is low, and the teenage drunk driving is consistent. Although the football team would lose to second graders, their hockey team is skilled. When people hear about Pelham, which isn’t often, they usually associate it with pizza and white claws
Dude 1: Have you been to Pelham recently?
Dude 2: No, why?
Dude 1: They opened another pizza place
Dude 2: Another pizza place? That’s the third one to open this week!
Dude 2: No, why?
Dude 1: They opened another pizza place
Dude 2: Another pizza place? That’s the third one to open this week!
by The Gigante October 23, 2019