PeeCrap

PeeCrap is another one of the many words used to describe a stupid person, an idiot, a dumbass, etc.
This one was invented by 'Befera' when she asked her younger sister, "Would your name happen to be PeeCrap, by any chance?".. and after that, PeeCrap was used as a nickname for a stupid person, and as a generic insult.

If one were to say 'you're stupid', that could be translated to 'you PeeCrap'.
ex: "God, wtf, yer such a PeeCrap"

Also, if one were to say 'hey, dumbshit' that could be translated into 'PeeCrap', as well.
ex. "Yo, PeeCrap, take out the trash"

by Befera January 11, 2008

peecrastination

When you have to pee, but you keep putting it off.

Peecrastination leads to that "Ahhh-why-did-I-wait-so-long feeling when you finally go.

by lovecandycane February 4, 2010

Peecrastinate

What one does when they are in the movies and need to use the bathroom but don't want to miss a good part of the movie.

Mike: Jeez man, I don't think I can make it to the bathroom. I peecrastinated during the entire movie.

by SydneyZane June 20, 2011

peecrapulate

When a male takes a piss, defacates, and ejaculates all at the same time. This usually produces and intersting sound from the peecrapulator such as "Schablunkadonk" or "Sksplasharghf!"

"Dude, I was doing my chick and I totally peecrapulated all over that bitch's carpet!"

by Bramber January 28, 2007

Peecrastination

When you need to pee but you're too lazy to get up from your computer or your couch so you hold it in for later until you feel like you're about to pee in your pants if you don't.

Emily: I need to pee.
Connie: Then go pee.
Emily: I'm too lazy to get up and go to the bathroom right now, I'll do it later.
Connie: Peecrastination is bad for your bladder, you know.

by conmcfon June 26, 2016

Peecrastinating

A mode of procrastination in which the individual, usually a student, in an effort to avoid starting homework, will go to the bathroom. Actual need to pee is irrelevant.

Jane: Ugh, I really don't want to start this paper. I guess I'll just go to the bathroom.

Jane's Roommate: Girl, you better stop peecrastinating!

by 1679865 November 27, 2011

Peecrastination

When you go to pee but end up being on the toilet for more than a couple minutes because of procrastination on the phone.

Mom: What have you been doing in there?
Me: Oh, I'm just peecrastinating
Mom: peecrastination at its finest.

by peecrastination April 25, 2015