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A bacterial infection of the brain causing someone that typically has morals and values to think it is acceptable to inappropriately associate with a minor.

adj, noun
Eg. Kain is 26 years old. One day Kain didn't wash his brain properly and contracted Pedophluenza; now he thinks it's okay to befriend and associate with 16 and 17 year old girls.

Eg. Sally is 42 and contracted Pedophluenza and now she can't stop oogling six year old boys.
by FuFuMoore October 28, 2010
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