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Pedallion 

A symbol, worn around one's neck, that signifies a winner, a true American hero, and an all-around bad-ass. There can be no higher honor than to be presented with a pedallion. Any sports team represented on a pedallion will, inevitably, win and become masters of the universe.
You will cower in fear in the shadow of my pedallion.
Pedallion by woolywoolywoolcock October 5, 2009
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Ass medallion 

Noun: while pooping, on or off the toilet, the turd can support itself hanging from your ass. In other words, if one were to stop pushing, the poop would just hang there from the ass, very much like an ornamental medallion.
Boy, I'm glad everything is ok now, but I still had an ass medallion on when my old lady started chokin' on a chicken bone!
Ass medallion by Silty Loam June 14, 2016

Pink Medallions 

A beautiful, puffy, pink, round set of nipples.
1. Roger gave his girlfriend's tits a motorboating while he was tugging on her Pink Medallions.

2. Carl ripped off Tonya's top while swimming in the pool exposing her lovely set of Pink Medallions.
3. Edwin was peeking in on his grandmother in the shower, despite her age, he loved getting a glimpse of her wrinkled Pink Medallions.

swiss medallion 

sitting bare assed on someones head and farting leaving a spot which is the medallion
much like baltic turban but no undies
swiss medallion by butt stain July 7, 2009

Medallion 

When a man inadequately shakes the drips off of his penis following urination causing his undergarments to adsorb the urine into an expansive dot causing a 'Medallion'

Can also be further classified as a 1 spot 2 spot or 3 spot. Any more than a 3 spot classifies one to have urinated themself.
For the female equivient
After going for a wee Anthonys friends noticed he had medallions on the front of his underpants.
Medallion by Lemondries72 April 21, 2020

italian medallion

When your girlfriend is riding your face and she slides back too far causing her ass cheeks to spread open and asshole to leave a brown stained stamp on your chest resembling a gold medallion.
Hey Levi did you get a new piece for your necklace. Nah Joseph, my lady gave me the ol' Italian Medallion.
italian medallion by I Am The Ferrett February 18, 2019

smacked medallion 

E ! Eht Nigga is ugl he's a "Smacked Medallion" !
smacked medallion by MikkiDee October 4, 2010
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