Peas and rice 

An alternative to "Jesus Christ", used when you're not allowed to swear or blaspheme, i.e in Church, at a religious school. Also used depending upon your religion, if you are a part of a religion where it is forbidden to swear, or use obsenities "peas and rice" may be used as an alternative to "Jesus Christ".
Mainly used when you make a stupid mistake.

Person 1: *does something stupid*
Person 2: *points out the stupid occurrence*
Person 1: Peas and rice, that was possibly the most stupid thing I have ever done!

Peas and rice by edwardinho edwards September 21, 2011

peas and rice 

Used as a clean version of the swear Jesus Christ.

From the Hot Fuzz DVD, in the clean airline version.

Peas and Rice, what was that? - Clean
Jesus Christ, what was that? - Dirty

peas and rice by Dead-Eric August 31, 2007

Rice and Peas 

A Carribean rice that they eat every Sunday, the best type of rice and it goes with everything. It's a peng type of food and everyone loves it. Can't beat this type of rice and Jamaicans cook it the best.

Person 1: "What you cooking?"
Person 2:"Rice and peas with macaroni and cheese."
Person 1:" That's my favourite it's so f*cking good."

Rice and Peas by FoodQueen789 December 29, 2018