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The act of giving a nasty ass fugly woman a cream pie. Her vagina is so wide that a cactus would fit, which she would probably enjoy. Similar to a pearl necklace, but located in the vaginal region.
Last year PJ gave a nasty fat soroity girl a pearl cactus. I heard he's paying child support now.
by JOKRGUY2012 January 27, 2011
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