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Pearl Cactus

The act of giving a nasty ass fugly woman a cream pie. Her vagina is so wide that a cactus would fit, which she would probably enjoy. Similar to a pearl necklace, but located in the vaginal region.
Last year PJ gave a nasty fat soroity girl a pearl cactus. I heard he's paying child support now.
by JOKRGUY2012 February 21, 2011
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Prickly Pear Cactus

When a guy shaves his pubes and lets it grow out until it reaches 5 o'clock shadow. Shortly after, get a blow job from a chick and before you're about to bust grab the back of her head and rub her face all over your prickly pubes. The result is a rug burned faced with jizz dripping from her nostrils and mouth.
I brought that a bitch prickly pear cactus as a house warming gift.
by Zebrarez October 16, 2014
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