When someone of shorter persuasion (preferably with large calves and short arms), covers his genitals with peanut butter, allows his or her dog to lick it off, causing ejaculation on the dog , which in return makes the dog bite his or her elbow.
When a person, usually a man, puts peanut butter around, in or in the general area around his butt hole and has his/her dog lick it out.
No man has ever done the Campbell Peanut Butter Trick (CPBT) only once.
Jack: Hey man, I was home last night and I was really bored so i did the Campbell Peanut-Butter Trick.
Connor: Ew gross man, you would.
Jack: Nah man, its totally a hip thing right now.
Connor: As if! I bet you do it every day!
Jack: ...
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.