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Paulding County 

A small county just outside of Metro Atlanta. There are some big areas like downtown Dallas and the City of Hiram, but to the West and North there is nothing. In some parts, like East Hiram and Outer Dallas, it is full of rednecks and hillbillies who drive around in there old Ford diesel trucks jacked up with a confederate flag flying out the back, a gun rack, flood lights, and four wheel drive. These are the same people that sit out on their front porch with their shotguns telling you to get off their lawns. Some local hangouts are Sparkles, where Hiram kids go, and Stars N' Strikes, where everyone else goes. Proper attire is Camouflage pants and woodland pattern coat. A great hiking place is the Paulding Forest, some Atlanta and State owned property near the airport in West Dallas.
Guy 1: Well, I'm heading off to Paulding County for some bowling!

Guy 2: Don't get shot on your way over! If you see camo and a confederate flag, run!
Paulding County by countryboy13 November 20, 2010
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Paulding County High School 

High school outside of the run down city of Dallas Georgia that consists of large population of African Americans and trashy whites. Both groups try to avoid each other with the exception of a few racially confused but at the intersection of halls where the old section meets the new, confrontation can not be avoided due to the high traffic flow that leads to the unintended groping of every student at one point in time. The Magnet program, a poor excuse to raise beyond poor test scores, brings in a large population of students who do not want to be there from around the county. Mag Fags as they are referred to have some sense that they are better than the general population simply because they rank high in class ranks. Generally, teachers do not care about students and receive most of their income by spouses who actually have real jobs in which they do real things other than sitting back in office chairs for 7 hours each day. Athletics are hard to come by at the school as school pride is non existent as well as any sort of athleticism. Football had its hey day before any of the current students were conceived and the only decent program is the undefeated rifle team fueled by hot headed white trash who were raised with beer in hand and trigger in the other.
Went to Paulding County High School today and saw 12 roller back packs, 5 wads of dip on the floor, 1 weave extension in the sink and lots of camo!

Paulding County BURN 

When hiking up the rediculously steep hills in paulding forrest(GA) It's the burning sensation of bastardfulness you get in your legs that burns so bad you have to stop every fifty feet
These hills are stupid! I'm really feeling the Paulding County Burn now!

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026