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Paulding County 

A small county just outside of Metro Atlanta. There are some big areas like downtown Dallas and the City of Hiram, but to the West and North there is nothing. In some parts, like East Hiram and Outer Dallas, it is full of rednecks and hillbillies who drive around in there old Ford diesel trucks jacked up with a confederate flag flying out the back, a gun rack, flood lights, and four wheel drive. These are the same people that sit out on their front porch with their shotguns telling you to get off their lawns. Some local hangouts are Sparkles, where Hiram kids go, and Stars N' Strikes, where everyone else goes. Proper attire is Camouflage pants and woodland pattern coat. A great hiking place is the Paulding Forest, some Atlanta and State owned property near the airport in West Dallas.
Guy 1: Well, I'm heading off to Paulding County for some bowling!

Guy 2: Don't get shot on your way over! If you see camo and a confederate flag, run!
Paulding County by countryboy13 November 20, 2010
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Paulding County High School 

High school outside of the run down city of Dallas Georgia that consists of large population of African Americans and trashy whites. Both groups try to avoid each other with the exception of a few racially confused but at the intersection of halls where the old section meets the new, confrontation can not be avoided due to the high traffic flow that leads to the unintended groping of every student at one point in time. The Magnet program, a poor excuse to raise beyond poor test scores, brings in a large population of students who do not want to be there from around the county. Mag Fags as they are referred to have some sense that they are better than the general population simply because they rank high in class ranks. Generally, teachers do not care about students and receive most of their income by spouses who actually have real jobs in which they do real things other than sitting back in office chairs for 7 hours each day. Athletics are hard to come by at the school as school pride is non existent as well as any sort of athleticism. Football had its hey day before any of the current students were conceived and the only decent program is the undefeated rifle team fueled by hot headed white trash who were raised with beer in hand and trigger in the other.
Went to Paulding County High School today and saw 12 roller back packs, 5 wads of dip on the floor, 1 weave extension in the sink and lots of camo!

Paulding County BURN 

When hiking up the rediculously steep hills in paulding forrest(GA) It's the burning sensation of bastardfulness you get in your legs that burns so bad you have to stop every fifty feet
These hills are stupid! I'm really feeling the Paulding County Burn now!
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026