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Patty Mag 

A Patty Mag is when you take an unexpected or unplanned dump in your pants in a social environment. It is similar to a "shart" only more intense in duration and public awareness.
Man, I was in line at the bank when this chick pulled a sweet Patty Mag at the check out counter. Everyone in the place gave her a round of applause and then ran out of the building in disgust.
Patty Mag by san-d-mag February 5, 2010
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furry potty magic 

a thing one should never search nor think of. DON'T SEARCH IT YOU WILL REGRET IT!!!!!!
bhainav (gigachad): yo, search furry potty magic r34
the gay spoilt fucker: tf is this, my eyes hurts.
everyone: LMAO
furry potty magic by assbasher69 November 11, 2022

Petty Bitch Boy Maggot Rebound 

Oh my god! What the fuck was I thinking when I got with Thad? Never get with a petty bitch boy maggot rebound.
That is a petty bitch boy maggot rebound.

magic panty eraser 

Any alcholic beverage, particularly red wine or tequila, which causes a woman to have a one night stand.
Dude 1: "That chick drank a whole bottle of wine."

Dude 2: "She's mine dude, the magic panty eraser will be kicking in any minute now!"
magic panty eraser by OhioPUA December 19, 2007

Magical Panty-Dropper Effect 

1) What occurs when a dude sings a song, or sings a song and plays the guitar to a female so well, that the female becomes instantly wet and finds it nearly impossible NOT to drop her panties.

2) The reason why girls always go for the lead singer/guitarist and not the drummer.

Famous individuals that have this magical skill include Trey Songz, Bruno Mars & John Mayer
Maria instantly gave it up to Joe after he sang her that song. His voice has that magical panty-dropper effect.

Tim Duncan: "Hey where ya goin?"
John Mayer: "I got a show tonight."
Tim: "Aw damn, you about to get mad laid tonight!"
John: "Hell yea, my songs got that magical panty-dropper effect!"

the funky magic dick party

A first discovery in infinite craft that i am very proud of
It is a strip party where people with absurdly long dicks, dance to funk music
Hey Theo, you coming to the funky magic dick party? oh wait i forgot that you are way too fucking short

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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