Patty Mag 

A Patty Mag is when you take an unexpected or unplanned dump in your pants in a social environment. It is similar to a "shart" only more intense in duration and public awareness.

Man, I was in line at the bank when this chick pulled a sweet Patty Mag at the check out counter. Everyone in the place gave her a round of applause and then ran out of the building in disgust.

Patty Mag by san-d-mag February 5, 2010

furry potty magic 

a thing one should never search nor think of. DON'T SEARCH IT YOU WILL REGRET IT!!!!!!

bhainav (gigachad): yo, search furry potty magic r34
the gay spoilt fucker: tf is this, my eyes hurts.
everyone: LMAO

furry potty magic by assbasher69 November 11, 2022

Petty Bitch Boy Maggot Rebound 

Oh my god! What the fuck was I thinking when I got with Thad? Never get with a petty bitch boy maggot rebound.

That is a petty bitch boy maggot rebound.

Petty Bitch Boy Maggot Rebound by AriesLynn87 October 11, 2020

magic panty eraser 

Any alcholic beverage, particularly red wine or tequila, which causes a woman to have a one night stand.

Dude 1: "That chick drank a whole bottle of wine."

Dude 2: "She's mine dude, the magic panty eraser will be kicking in any minute now!"

magic panty eraser by OhioPUA December 19, 2007

Magical Panty-Dropper Effect 

1) What occurs when a dude sings a song, or sings a song and plays the guitar to a female so well, that the female becomes instantly wet and finds it nearly impossible NOT to drop her panties.

2) The reason why girls always go for the lead singer/guitarist and not the drummer.

Famous individuals that have this magical skill include Trey Songz, Bruno Mars & John Mayer

Maria instantly gave it up to Joe after he sang her that song. His voice has that magical panty-dropper effect.

Tim Duncan: "Hey where ya goin?"
John Mayer: "I got a show tonight."
Tim: "Aw damn, you about to get mad laid tonight!"
John: "Hell yea, my songs got that magical panty-dropper effect!"

Magical Panty-Dropper Effect by KeL.N November 26, 2010

the funky magic dick party

A first discovery in infinite craft that i am very proud of
It is a strip party where people with absurdly long dicks, dance to funk music

Hey Theo, you coming to the funky magic dick party? oh wait i forgot that you are way too fucking short

the funky magic dick party by thiccjim March 5, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019