Zeus's secret side dude
Stolen from the underworld
Kidnapped by Spaghet and Priapus
Very very very disoriented
Hated by Hera
New Queen of Olympus
When Zeus kidnapped Patrick Swayze's ghost from the Underworld, Hades wasn't happy because Zeus stole him for personal reasons. Zeus changed form just to be in Dirty Dancing. This is also why Jennifer Grey had no acting roles after.
You are holding someone else's wrist and guiding them while they give you a hand job. Even more potent if "Unchained Melody" is playing in the background.
She was terrible at hand jobs, so he showed her a "Patrick Swayze" to save their marriage.
by Hot Seat May 30, 2022