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a partial boner, usually what you have 10 minutes after waking up after a night of heavy sex
guy1: dude do you have morning wood??
guy2: nah, i just got a parsh.
parsh by tivstip95 January 23, 2010
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look at the people doing parsh
It's an intentional mispronunciation of "Porsche," you perverts (and also some guy named Parsh).
Man interrupting conversation, pointing at a Porsche: "Sir, I believe it is pronounced 'por-sha.'"
Extremely correct person chiming in to fix this mansplainer's annoying conversation derail: "Nope, it's definitely 'parsh.'"
parsh by hello TXDOT October 3, 2019
Creator of explicit terms using mis pronunciated names to combine everyday mishap into several linguistic formations
the parsh licks my ass hole on thursday nights when my hormones are flowin like red kool-aid
parsh by the parsh May 11, 2003

Quartz, Parchment, Shears 

What we called "Rock, Paper, Scissors" back in the good ol' days.
The best way to settle a difference over a chair is a good old fashioned game of Quartz, Parchment, Shears.
Jenna Marbles and Julien's dog. The youngest one. Will eat any vegetable if it's not an eggplant. Banged his brother once for a video, then 2 years later they got married.
ON November 9th, 2016 Cermet and Paesh got married.
Paesh by audreymish December 27, 2016
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
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