A person who is excessively clean when sober or buzzed as well as particularly skilled at maintaining other people in a drunken state to a certain point. A Paper Tolle is subject to losing control of his or her alcohol and becoming messy (particularly vomiting or breaking things) at any given moment.
*Paper Tolles do not believe in moderation; they just go until they can't handle anymore alcohol.
*Paper Tolles are excellent at pulling themselves out of "sticky situations" until they get to cocky.
*Paper Tolles do not believe in moderation; they just go until they can't handle anymore alcohol.
*Paper Tolles are excellent at pulling themselves out of "sticky situations" until they get to cocky.
"Dude i swear he just cleaned that carpet, why is there puke and glass all over it?"
"They said he was fine, then he just smashed a bottle over his head and puked screaming 'I'm a Toys R Us kid!'... Being a real Paper Tolle up in here."
"A 30 rack and a Paper Tolle is like giving a kid a sucker; one that slowly makes him want to break everything he sees because he 'can't stop won't stop' "
"They said he was fine, then he just smashed a bottle over his head and puked screaming 'I'm a Toys R Us kid!'... Being a real Paper Tolle up in here."
"A 30 rack and a Paper Tolle is like giving a kid a sucker; one that slowly makes him want to break everything he sees because he 'can't stop won't stop' "
by therealmcgangbang October 20, 2011
Get the Paper Tolle mug.when somebody has to shit bad but everyone is in the bathrooms so they get a piece of paper and shit on it
by kyle the pinger May 16, 2013
Get the paper toilet mug.noun. Spanglish meaning for toilet paper. Coined by people who grew up with spanish or french creole speaking relatives by directly mentally translating 'papel de toilet'.
by bxemsmedic September 15, 2009
Get the paper toilet mug.A diploma worthy only to use as toilet paper. A meaningless diploma. A diploma that is not recognized in any meaningful way.
Yay I got my toilet paper diploma in fine arts!
I didn't even have to take a test to receive that toilet paper diploma.
I don't know why Mike hangs that toilet paper diploma in his office. It's not recognized by anyone outside this office, and by almost noone inside this office.
I didn't even have to take a test to receive that toilet paper diploma.
I don't know why Mike hangs that toilet paper diploma in his office. It's not recognized by anyone outside this office, and by almost noone inside this office.
by Eddy August 5, 2007
Get the Toilet Paper Diploma mug.Similar to honeymoon phase but in the business world. Its the short period after someone leaves a business to start their own business, or the original business changes hands. It is characterized by better quality and more expensive toilet paper. It usually ends after a short time when the new owner/boss decides that it was important to cut costs and comfort. It is a symbolization of how a new owner thinks the people working there deserve better until they turn into the same kind of boss they replaced.
I looked forward to when Adam bought the business from his dad Mike, but after the soft toilet paper phase it became the same old grind
by Guy Snyder November 14, 2014
Get the soft toilet paper phase mug.A sacred piece of worship material that loves ur bum and which people think will give u corona immunity (that's why they're selling out btw.)
Toilet paper is a sacred paper. Which is a ritual that is commonly performed, as we use it to clean?
by LazyPotatoChip March 7, 2020
Get the Toilet paper mug.1.That critical moment when you are taking a dump and you realize that you'll be wiping your ass with a sock, since the facilities you have entered, cannot supply a substantial amount of toilet paper for your needs.
2.Commonly used phrase in a minority neighborhood.
2.Commonly used phrase in a minority neighborhood.
Owen cried out in agony: "oh shit im out of toilet paper", after he finished his business in some random guy's house.
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