Panty Milk

Something that is so awesome, it causes a lady boner.

The result of something awesome.

I took a bite into a Chipotle burrito, and it was sheer panty milk.

Something about his cologne just lingered through my nose into my soul, latched on in my heart, and dragged my body into his arms. I swear we should name that cologne Panty Milk.

When I was stressing about a bill, my husband informed me that he already paid it. He totally milked my panties with that.

by CrumpetsandBollocks January 17, 2015

Milk party

A milk party is an invite-only shindig in which guests are instructed to arrive with a gallon of milk to be presented to the host. The purpose of the milk is unknown to all guests, and it is generally accepted that the host will reveal his or her intentions for the milk at the height of the party.

Yo you get your gallon yet for Sara's big milk party tonight?

by NUMNF November 29, 2015

Milk The Pants

To arouse a clothed female to the point of milky secretion.

That is totally cool man, take her out and then milk the pants.

by The Dairy Farmer December 2, 2010

Milk and Cookie Party

Code for drinking. Commonly used when a school club wants to hold a party without getting by university officials.

The ski and snowboard club will be having a "Milk and Cookie Party" on Saturday

by Damnifiknow November 11, 2010

Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018

Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018

Milkshake party

when more then 4 men participate in a gang bang with a willing partner. After the last load has been blown inside her/him the participants then pass around the person and share from the filled hole.

Damn your girl was crazy last night! Yeah especially afterwards when we all did that milkshake party and she was still down for it!

by Hef June 5, 2017