Pants Sandwich

When your head gets stuck between a man's balls and his grundle, and you have to walk around with him on top of you all day.

Hey, did you hear about bob? Some guy made him into a pants sandwich for the day, and he says he's been eatin' plenty to keep him alive. It seems they want a gay marriage.

O_O I think I'll just keep walking now, thank you!

Pants Sandwich by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006

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panty sandwich

a hot little swollen pussy covered by a silky panty. With mayo please .... mmmmm a panty sandwich

my girl laid back on the pillow ... spread her legs .. and fed me her panty sandwich

panty sandwich by Billwhack March 8, 2014

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Related Words

Pants Sandwich • panty sandwich • pants • Pants down • Pants on the ground • pants party • Pants Crouton • Pants man • Pants Face • Pants batter

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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