Pancakian 

A race of Pancakes from the galaxy of restaurantia.
Many types of Pancakians come from IHOP, Dennys, Bob Evans, and even Waffle House.

They eat other Pancakians in order to gain thier power and abilities and it's not even considered cannibalism.

The last pancakian in existance has paved his way into Facebook in search of The Evil Pony God of Wisdom known as Stephen Hawking who ate his lover named Wafflestiltskin.

His true name is not yet known by anyone and he seems to like it that way.

"Oh so you are aligned with The Evil Pony God of Wisdom Stephen Hawking?" Direct quote of Pancakian

Pancakian by Pony God of Colors: Liberace September 8, 2011

Pancakie

A sexual act where at least three people smother each other with pancake batter and maple syrup and stack themselves on top of one another and wriggle about.

"Oh man, Ryan, David, and I had a hot pancakie last night and now my room is a mess!"

Pancakie by Pancakist August 23, 2016

Pancantankerous

When you are hangry for pancakes

Before I went to Denny's I was so pancantankerous

Pancantankerous by Yomamas flapjax April 20, 2017

Pancaking 

A sexual act in which a pancake is wiped across the person’s ass hole and then slapped against their titties until one or both partners comes.

Dory and Drew admitted to pancaking Keith.

Pancaking by PearlRachinsky February 7, 2021

Pankaking 

The act of compressing the breasts to the point of flatness. Either knowingly or unknowingly. The act is usually performed by wearing a sports bras at all times; even when not engaging in physical activity. It is speculated that pankaking can lead to saggy tits in later life.

I wish that girl would stop pankaking her tits.

Pankaking by mcdove September 14, 2016

Chocolate Pancaking 

A sexual activity involving the separation of butt cheeks in order to rub two persons anus's together. Much like scissoring this must be done with partners at 90 degree angles, but can be done by partners of any gender. This activity was notoriously found to be used by Middle Schoolers at Gresham Middle School in Knoxville, TN as a way to have sexual relations while preserving virginity.

Kyle was Chocolate Pancaking with his teacher Mae so that he would remain a virgin.

Chocolate Pancaking by Texas Homo March 6, 2009

pancaking 

When you assume a sex position so that each thrust emits a sound similar to that of pancakes being thrown at walls.

Brit couldn't sleep last night because of how hard Haig and Jacox were pancaking

pancaking by frank the waffle man August 1, 2016