Loves pans of grape jelly and snorting lots of crack at home. but never together. if you get it confused n do both, the Pan Man will come to your house, crash through your rooftop, and fuck you.
Negro: mmm i love me some purple jelly and crack nyukah! I'ma Panajelli bch!
Honkey: no bch you got it all wro-...Oh My God! It is the Pan Man!
Pan Man: I'm gonna rape you.
Honkey: no bch you got it all wro-...Oh My God! It is the Pan Man!
Pan Man: I'm gonna rape you.
by The Real Pan Man June 7, 2009