The most beautiful girl in the world. You will never find anyone better. You will be lucky to have a girl called Paige Taylor in your life. You will never want to loose her. She will give you many memories that you will never forget! She is very outgoing and will treat you like she has known you for years. She is amazing in every way and doesn't know how beautiful and amazing she really is. All the boys want her since she is incredibly funny and stunning. She will always look out for you and will always be on your side. You should all be jealous of me because I have an amazing best friend called Paige Taylor and I don't want to loose her for the world!
Friend #1: Your so lucky to have an amazing friend called Paige Taylor
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).