Paducy 

A wimp, chicken, or discrete slang for pussy.

Bob is a paducy.
You are such a paducy!
Damn Paducy!

Paducy by Caseanova December 7, 2003

Going Paducah 

dying, when someone or something is on it’s last legs, last gasp or exhibiting a death rattle (The word “Paducah” is derived from the sound made when a severed head is drop-kicked into an empty dumpster. pah-DOO-kah)

“C’mon stop smackin’ that old TV. You’re not helping any. It’s going Paducah and there’s nothing you can do about it.”

Going Paducah by goose_on_a_roof October 17, 2020

Paducah 

The largest city in western Kentucky's Jackson Purchase region, and the only significant city in Kentucky who's name is of native american origin. Has alot of character for a town it's size, even having it's own Symphony Orchestra. Paducah once had a light rail system, as all significant cities once did, now has a bus system. The founder of Dr Pepper was from here, and the first factory was in the nearby suburb of Lone Oak (also the hometown of Jeri Ryan).
Paducah has long had a significant jewish community, which was periodically evacuated during the civil War.
Lower Town, which borders downtown to the northeast is Paducah's fine arts district. Once a slummy red light district with crackhouses, meth labs and crime, but thanks to the artist relocation program, artists from as far as NYC, San Fransisco, Hawaii and Paris France have relocated here and have fixed up the dilapidated old mansions which were often sold for less than $10 apiece. This is where the Yeiser Art Center and many galleries are.

Paducah Is finally being reborn, like a phoenix from the ashes.
Did you see the story about Lower Town on the national news the other night?

Paducah by Miskatonic Jack 2 December 13, 2008

Paducah 

A town in western Kentucky with a population of 26,000+ at the 2000 census. Paducah spans from exit 16 to exit 3 on Interstate 24. The notable sections of the town are as follows:
Exit 4: A vast collection of redundant service-based establishments. Fast food and retail chains stretch for as far as the eye can see.
Exit 3: Possibly the only redeeming establishment in the entire place, Waffle Hut.
Downtown: A somewhat renovated array of historic buildings frequented by Paducah’s most annoying cross-section of residents. Here you’ll find a good number of delusional men and women who are under the impression that they’re affluent and have good taste. Downtown is mostly known for its propagation of an “artsy” image onto the naïve minds of would-be tourists who honestly believe they’ll find Paris’s Latin quarter in western KY. High priced restaurants abound and generally pull in a decent profit margin thanks to restless suburbanites who enjoy feeling refined. Downtown also houses a newly renovated district called lowertown. Once a trashy area known for its crime rate, the versed and cultured Paducans have now traded their modern weapons for modern art. Sologans include, “Paducah: Art, Rhythm, and Rivers” and “Lowertown: Still All of the Pain in the Ass, Now With Added Pretense.” In Paducah’s defense, the town does have a symphony orchestra, and the downtown district recently constructed new performing arts center. Unfortunately, these establishments are somewhat offset by the fact that Paducah’s highest educational institution is a community college.
Lone Oak Rd. (Exit 7): The exact same establishments as Exit 4, but with a road that combines the best aspects of failed city planning and Kentucky drivers. Chances of leaving this area of town without seeing a three-car pileup are roughly 25%.
The South Side: Currently holds the world record for density of used car dealerships per square mile.
Exit 11 and 16: These exit ramps were basically constructed just for the hell of it. Nothing is actually there.

"Hey, did you see the latest art exhibit in Paducah?"
"No..."
"Oh. Me neither."

"I hear they're building ANOTHER church on Hwy. 60."

"Hey y'all! Hop on in the truck! We're gonna go see Larry the Cable guy at the performing arts center! Yeee-haw git-r-done!"

Paducah by Userexec December 24, 2008

paducah pancakes 

a sexuscatalogical act accomplished by dropping multiple solid feces fragments upon a recipients chest, stomach and/or face and then repeatedly mashing them flat with your buttocks creating the illusion of stacked pancakes. This can be either a sexual or dominating act performed by consenting or non-consenting participants for the outcome of sexual gratification or emotional and/or physical humiliation. Ejaculatory response or orgasmic climax is not necessarily the intended outcome.

Leonard was growing weary of her constant domineering nature and manipulative tactics. So, in a final act of defiance, and while she lay unconscious from too much alcohol, he left her naked and handcuffed with a stack of Paducah pancakes planted firmly between her breasts and her auburn hair glistening with his fresh, warn urine.

paducah pancakes by Rokitman January 22, 2009

Paduckado 

The part of your zipper that sticks up when you sit down that makes it look like you have a boner

John: Zack! It looks like Catherine has a boner!

Zack: No man, thats just her paduckado! Ya know, the thing you get when you sit down and your zipper pokes up!

John: Oh okay! Hey Catherine your paduckado is showing!

Catherine: Oh thanks John!! (covers paduckado with shirt)

Paduckado by Narmy the narwhale September 24, 2011

paduci 

A man of Italian descent that is very eccentric. He will never turn down any chance to show off. He has an appreciation for the finer things in life, namely designer underwear, fine automobiles, steaks gotta have a fucking steak as thick as your Italian cock.

You'll know a paduci when you see one they ain't like no jersey greasy guido these motherfuckas got taste. Capice

paduci by Biomech666 September 15, 2013