pube check

A check with pubic hairs taped or glued to it. Used to pay a bogus debt or for sore losers who lose a bet.
I sent in a nice hairy pube check today to pay that speeding ticket.
by SexualHarassment Paaaanda March 01, 2011
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Mexican pube check

When you chop a bunch of jalapeños and then accidentally touch your dick and balls.
Man I accidentally gave myself a Mexican pube check while I was making lunch!
by oltigod June 18, 2022
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