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PROPAGAINDA 

A more realistic way of writing the word propaganda because its purpose

is to obtain benefits for the propagandist(s) or propagaindist(s).
Though it seems broadcasters replaced the word "propaganda" with the word "commercial," Edward Bernay's supplanting that hot word with "public relations" is a fact. Of course, "propagainda" is a more realistic way to write it because the purpose is to profit. Hey, maybe "PROFITgainda" is better.
PROPAGAINDA by but for October 21, 2017
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Propagandems

The army of democrat party pols, supporters and blatantly unobjective, sloppy media drones phonily posing as journalists that push as many disastrous policies, hypocritical actions, reasons it's good for the government to tell people how to live their lives or spend their $$, or informational bs as possible to anyone that will listen with the hope it'll: legitimately convince the public they see as stupid of the nobility of the democrat positions; divert attention away from the idiocy of the party's actions or policies; garner enough support from people they could care less about but who serve the sole purpose of providing votes to keep democrat power; oppose or weaken their political adversaries; or help support their political narrative. Bottomline: the intent is to try to convince people that up is down, down is up, 5 year olds should choose their gender, there's no crisis at the border and all the things Dr. Venkman describes coming true...human sacrifice, dogs and cats sleeping together- mass hysteria!
Concerned citizen: I heard yesterday that insert (POTUS/VPOTUS/FormerPOTUS/FailedPOTUScandidate/Speaker/Rep/Sen/failed state or local candidate/mediahack/celebrity) said it's SICK that certain people are able to breathe good air whereas others are not able and therefore they support (or will be putting forth) a smirk bipartisan-but-not-really proposal to enhance equity and redistribute the air so everyone can experience limited oxygen supply and subsequent brain damage.

Able-to-see-throught-the-Bs citizen: Ah, don't worry about that garbage...that's just propagandems at work again. Just click "unsubscribe", block the website, uninstall the SM app or drop that streaming channel and get back to enjoying your stupidity-free day.
Propagandems by GR-44 March 26, 2021

Propaganda 

Biased information used to control emotions and behavior. It can take the form of, but is not limited to: Written words, public speaking, testimonials, scripted broadcasts both live-action and animated, pictures, and music.
Cult leaders use propaganda to control their followers.

Russian Propaganda Zombies 

Russia as a nation is the archetype of victims of propaganda, althought they are definitely collectively responsible for their second-rate Hitler, a.k.a. Vladolf Putler and his lust for the new Lebensraum. They're particularly prone to adopt all kind of isms and not least due to their slavish nature, meaning subjugated, ignorant herd souls. First they were enslaved by the Mongols, then they were serfs and eventually they became guinea pigs of the Marx's utopian society experiment. So these tools have found a new religion, again, and today they are jingoistic Putler followers that have ruined their future by following this delusional little man who started a large-scale offensive war against a sovereign country.

Vlad's "special military operation" has proved to be a real clusterfuck and Putinstan going to lose the war, propaganda zombies don't get it yet 'cause they are phlegmatic, thus Putler continues to tell fairy-tales. Talking about fairy-tales; if Putler had Pinocchio's nose that grows when he lies... Hmm, it doesn't work, it's hard to find such a long table even in the Kremlin that his nose wouldn't be on the lap of another liar sitting opposite of him - besides, it would look weird in pictures, not least of its homoerotic charge when Putler's nose would be e.g. on the General Gerasimov's lap.
It takes some time for the phlegmatic Russian propaganda zombies until they realize their megalomaniac little man has tricked them cause of his obsession, but sooner or later it will happen.

Cock propaganda 

When you send a bitch a picture of a dick that is not yours, bigger and better than yours, typically a cock you googled. Misleading cock pics to bag a babe.
Chuck: Hey Matt, how did you get that smokeshow to sleep you.

Matt: I used a little cock propaganda and got a huge cock pic off of google and sent it to her.
Cock propaganda by Aj36mason December 13, 2018

Sea Urchin Propaganda 

Propaganda given by the sea urchins, or other sea creatures. Common sea urchin propaganda includes, pasta being bad, sewers being good, Eggyeg being worse than tacoted, and many more.
I SWEAR THAT'S SEA URCHIN PROPAGANDA, DON'T LIE TO ME!

Propaganja

The spread of false information regarding Cannabis, in order to scare people away from it.
Guy 1: Dude did you know smoking pot kill brain cells.

Guy 2: Nah man thats just propaganja.
Propaganja by iampablo May 12, 2013
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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