A highly ambitious project manager somewhere on The Spectrum able to talk their way into a Glorious sounding job title for their CV. Willing to trample anyone not in awe of their crisp and wide management-speak vocabulary
An ITP is a valuable tool in upramping project pivot-space acronym planning a soft outcome dynamic, keeping frontline services at full - onboarding capacity whilst easing the load on the backend hence the role of myself as PROJECT DIRECTOR.
by Blaade August 05, 2025
Pretty much someone awesome but also extremely undervalued. Picture a bulldozer in a sandbox. Then picture a bulldozer with awesome spiked hair, huge calf muscles and a killer marathon time in a sandbox. There's your Director, Projects.
The other day I was walking my dog, and a "Director, Projects" jumped out of the bushes in a ninja suit and kicked me in the head. Then he ran away at a great clip for 26.2 miles.
by Kymera March 16, 2010