PROFITUNITY

A volatile market, offering a chance to make millions if you guess right. This word is usually used only by people trying to sell some sort of a seminar.

As the markets go up and down we see a profitunity, if you are positioned to take advantage of it.

by Jewels Vern October 13, 2007

Profounity

Is the opposite of profanity. Uplifting and emotionally moving word designed to enlighten while proving a point.

"If a corporation is a person because it's 'made up' of people then dammitt, why isn't ketchup a vegetable?" ~Ñostra-Thomas®

That's not profanity, that's profounity.

by ~Ñostra-Thomas® October 13, 2011

Problitunity

It's not an problem, it's an opportunity to overcome adversity. Instead of being a victim, you need to take a negative statement and turn it into a positive sounding passive aggressive statement.

I have the problitunity to repair this stupid amp.

by Wavley May 3, 2011

Profinity

Profinity is the tendency for being able to do and enjoy a thing! The thing that one has profinity for can be just about anything, so long as it is something one can actively do.

I'm so jealous of people who have a natural profinity for cooking!

by ZenPulse January 18, 2022