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potty fingers 

When you scratch your sweaty asshole and it smells like shit.
Nick always has potty fingers.
Don't let him put his potty fingers in your face.
Matt likes to smear his potty fingers in nicks face.
After playing sports he gets swamp ass, and has potty fingers.

Patty fingers 

Becoming fresh with a woman inappropriately ,
But in context of another era when putting your arm around a girl whom you had just begun to court might be “too fresh”!
There will be no patty fingers on the first date with my daughter ... is that clear , Young Man?
Father to daughter ‘s first date at the front door

Patty fingers 

When a ginger man shoves his shiny cheeto flavored fingers into a female, while performing the starfish move. This creates a suction effect that can only be released when his fingers are closed. If not performed by patty himself, this maneuver will end in the death of both participants.
"Did you see Maggie quivering this morning?"
"Yea I heard she survived Patty fingers!"
"Damn I wish that Ginga Pat would shove his fingers inside me!"
“Me too”
Patty fingers by Ghostfork April 9, 2023

pitty fingers 

When he fingers you out of pitty
«I dont want no pitty fingers» ~Her
«Darling, please» ~Him
pitty fingers by Pittyboi November 14, 2017

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026