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poon magnet 

1. An object or creature thats helps the owner to get laid

2. A giant magnet that attracts vaginas
He used the poon magnet (dolphin), to get laid.

The poon magnet immediately dropped her pants.

Men bring poon magnets to help them score chicks.

Dolphins are bigger poon magnets then cars.
poon magnet by prokevinmusic February 20, 2008

Poon Tang Magnet

Someone who falls under a constant barrage of vaginal offerings, a "magnet" to poon tang
"Im a poon tang magnet, and im magnetising you! These magnets are in my balls!" - Poon tang magnet - The Archives
Poon Tang Magnet by megatomm December 24, 2008

poopmagnet 

When a person is attracted to poop. This is common to find in Wales and Ireland however is looked down upon in most communities.
Me: EWW! Dog poop.
Them: Looks really nice might take it home.
Me: You are a Poopmagnet?
poopmagnet by PoopMagnet God April 20, 2017