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PHAK

Satire, Something that is completely made up and without merit.
It is humor. Not to be believed. Uses pieces of current events and
fictionalizes with a satirical narrative.
If you believe 'PHAK NEWS" your an idiot.
by bzzzzy October 14, 2020
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phak'n

Slang for saying Fucking in a non offensive way
You phak'n idiot.
I'm so phak'n tired.
by anonymous December 2, 2020
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: నీకు తెలుసా, నిన్ను ఫక్ చేయండి. Nīku telusā, ninnu phak cēyaṇḍi. 《¤》
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 1, 2025
mugGet the నీకు తెలుసా, నిన్ను ఫక్ చేయండి. Nīku telusā, ninnu phak cēyaṇḍi. 《¤》 mug.

earphone phaker

When a person has earphones in apparently listening to music, but in reality listening to other people's conversations, usually about how creepy that person is.

Other people think he's not paying attention because he's jamming to music, so it's a very affective illusion.

Usually employed by creepers, stalkers, or when a person happens to overhear something about themselves, in which they turn down or off their music to hear what is being said.

Another similar illusion is pretending to sleep. People then open up and start talking about things they may not while one is awake.
"I don't think we can talk right now. Jake looks like he's earphone phaking."

"I was earphone phaking the other day, and I heard Amanda likes Joe!"

"Man! I hate Mike! He's such a earphone phaker!"
by J.S.H.T. September 23, 2009
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Phake

adj: not real, used to describe the way wiggas act.
Daaaaaaayum, that wigga is phake-ass.
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 15, 2003
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phaktard

A supposedly copyrighted and legitimate, clinical diagnosis for a pathological condition.
Man, that Shane guy is such a phaktard™
by MoralSpagetti March 18, 2015
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phakjira

A short small Asian girl who is too anime for life but is very likable yo the point where you'd kidnap her and take her to an amusement park

Phakjira Ling Ling
Phakjira is too anime for life sometimes I luv it!!!
by Phakjira October 7, 2018
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