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Satire, Something that is completely made up and without merit.
It is humor. Not to be believed. Uses pieces of current events and
fictionalizes with a satirical narrative.

If you believe 'PHAK NEWS" your an idiot.

PHAK by bzzzzy October 14, 2020

Words you can keep

phak'n

Slang for saying Fucking in a non offensive way

You phak'n idiot.
I'm so phak'n tired.

phak'n by anonymous December 2, 2020

Related Words

Phake • Phakade • Phakiso • PHAK • phak'n • Phakamani • phakamile • Phakamisile • phakatink • Phakelophobia

నీకు తెలుసా, నిన్ను ఫక్ చేయండి. Nīku telusā, ninnu phak cēyaṇḍi. 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: నీకు తెలుసా, నిన్ను ఫక్ చేయండి. Nīku telusā, ninnu phak cēyaṇḍi. 《¤》

నీకు తెలుసా, నిన్ను ఫక్ చేయండి. Nīku telusā, ninnu phak cēyaṇḍi. 《¤》 by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 1, 2025

earphone phaker

When a person has earphones in apparently listening to music, but in reality listening to other people's conversations, usually about how creepy that person is.

Other people think he's not paying attention because he's jamming to music, so it's a very affective illusion.

Usually employed by creepers, stalkers, or when a person happens to overhear something about themselves, in which they turn down or off their music to hear what is being said.

Another similar illusion is pretending to sleep. People then open up and start talking about things they may not while one is awake.

"I don't think we can talk right now. Jake looks like he's earphone phaking."

"I was earphone phaking the other day, and I heard Amanda likes Joe!"

"Man! I hate Mike! He's such a earphone phaker!"

earphone phaker by J.S.H.T. September 23, 2009

Phake

adj: not real, used to describe the way wiggas act.

Daaaaaaayum, that wigga is phake-ass.

Phake by Bastardized Bottomburp May 15, 2003

phaktard

A supposedly copyrighted and legitimate, clinical diagnosis for a pathological condition.

Man, that Shane guy is such a phaktard™

phaktard by MoralSpagetti March 18, 2015

phakjira

A short small Asian girl who is too anime for life but is very likable yo the point where you'd kidnap her and take her to an amusement park

Phakjira Ling Ling

Phakjira is too anime for life sometimes I luv it!!!

phakjira by Phakjira October 7, 2018

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026