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Papp Smear

When paparazzi and the media selectively use negative photos and/or stories of celebrities in an effort to manipulate public opinion of that celebrity.
Lisa: Oh my god, can you believe that Papp Smear of Jennifer Love Hewitt when she was on vacation in Hawaii?

Allison: Ooh, that’s gross!

Lisa: No, I mean the photos that showed supposedly how fat her butt was, when she’s really a size 2?

Allison: Oh yeah. That was pretty obnoxious of the paparazzi and TMZ, but typical.
Papp Smear by Mrstz October 14, 2010
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PAPP Smear

People Against Planned Parenthood (PAPP) Smear campaign. A 2011 smear campaign sponsored by Senator Jon Kyl and Representative Michele Bachmann in which participants make up information or misquote others with the intention of harming the image of Planned Parenthood.
1. Michele Bachmann is really excited about her PAPP Smear.
2. ...So is Jon Kyl.

Papsmear-cola 

An ice cold pepsi.
Guy 1: Hey it is sure hot out.

Guy 2: Ya it is you should grab us both a papsmear-cola from the fridge.
Papsmear-cola by Ryansask2 November 19, 2009
PAPSMEAR = People Against PETA's Sick Mindless Evil Attributed Road.
Kim Kardashian recently joined the PAPSMEAR movement, after a member of PETA attacked her with flour.
PAPSMEAR by Carlo89 August 9, 2012
A titslap.

To be smeared by a pap.

To be beaten about the head by a large set of mammaries.

A near-lethal blow to the cranium, applied by one or more tits. Has the effect of changing one's facial expression very abruptly.

Can be used by females and Gibbses as a playful means of flirtation or foreplay with stout-hearted partners, or as a means of self defense in times of distress.
"Back off or I'll papsmear you!"

"She gave me such a papsmear, I'll have a tit imprint on my forehead for a week."
Papsmear by turdmeister July 13, 2009
A term used to express a loving or affectionate encounter, usually among bros. A warm embrace or general physical contact among friends.

Never to be used negatvely or for hateful purposes.
Sam: "Ah Adam, get over here so I can give you a big ol' papsmear!"

Adam: "Smear that pap Sam!"

*embraces*
Papsmear by T.Frank October 6, 2009

papsmearded 

overly bearded; so weird, you're growing a beard AND getting a papsmear
That was so papsmearded!
papsmearded by kevin d December 13, 2004
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