A hairy Wookie like animal. has no tits and jacks off to herself. fucks monkeys just to get STD. she hangs out with this dueschbag named tara and ralph was stupid for going out with her. im sorry ralph but its true
DUDE CHECK OUT THAT PANTALEO I JUST SAW TAKING A SHIT IN THE FOREST!
BITCH SHAVE SO YOU DONT LOOK LIKE A PANATLEO!
BITCH SHAVE SO YOU DONT LOOK LIKE A PANATLEO!
by scooby fucking doo BITCH August 1, 2008
literally the definition of a best friend. someone who will make you believe in friendship soulmates cause they made me believe in them. i love you with my whole heart and soul. if you haven't met him befriended him then you should, but don't get too close, he's MY best friend.
'hey d'you know kai pantaleo?'
'no who is that'
'you should meet him, he's a huge ball of happiness, but don't get too close, gabe will come for you'
'no who is that'
'you should meet him, he's a huge ball of happiness, but don't get too close, gabe will come for you'
by gabe krimleo July 30, 2021
literally the definition of a best friend. someone who will make you believe in friendship soulmates cause they made me believe in them. i love them with my whole heart and soul. if you haven’t met him and befriended him you should, you’ll br the happiest person alive- but back off he’s MY best friend
‘hey do you know who kai pantaleo is?’
‘no’
‘you should meet him, he’s a huge ball of happiness, but don’t get too close, gabe will come for you’
‘no’
‘you should meet him, he’s a huge ball of happiness, but don’t get too close, gabe will come for you’
by gabe krimleo July 30, 2021