P Syndrome 

Derived from the name Paul - he who thinks he is almighty and all-knowing. Full of himself, a cocky lazy bastard. Tries to show off, when in reality, he is a moron. He thinks he is the shit when in reality, he is nothing to look at.

Do you have the P Syndrome today?

P Syndrome by BettyHill November 23, 2006

Willi P Syndrome 

Willi P Syndrome - wil-e-pee sin-drome noun
1. a condition aquired by patrons due to repeated visits to the popular William Penn Bar in Lebanon, Pennsylvania. Characteristics include, but are not limited to:
a. excessive consumption of beverages of the alcoholic sort
b. ridiculously good times with friends
c. staying at the bar hours later than you had originally intended
d. random bouts of dancing and singing
e. frequent creeper sightings
f. a hangover the morning after followed by an immediate and overwhelming desire to return to the Willi P at one's earliest convenience.
The only known treatment for the disease includes additional nights of debauchery at the William Penn.

We need to go get a drink. I'm suffering from Willi P Syndrome, hardcore!

Willi P Syndrome by Amy S. August 21, 2007

P-Plater Syndrome 

When a driver, in particular a new driver gets sick of driving their friends everywhere.

He wouldn't man! I think he has P-Plater Syndrome.

P-Plater Syndrome by YouBeauty December 1, 2010

White People Syndrome (W.P.S.) 

The times in horrormovies where the characters (who somehow always happen to be white) find themselves in stupid, deadly, or extremely difficult situations that were COMPLETELY avoidable if they had used the common sense that falls under these three categories: 1.) LEAVE IT ALONE 2.) NEVER INVESTIGATE 3.) LISTEN TO THE ADVICE(which is usually to leave something alone)

Amityville Horror-Listen to Advice
Listen white people, if you're seeing bodies and someone or something tells you to get out, DO IT. When the family stayed, it was White People Syndrome (W.P.S.)

Paranormal Activity-Listen to Advice
The idiot husband did the opposite of the ADVICE the guy told them. He taunted the spirit, and grabbed a ouji board. White People Syndrome (W.P.S.)

The Blair Witch Project-Never Investigate
A rumor is going around, that if you walk into a certain forest, you will get killed. Going to avoid it? Nope! You have to find out exactly what’s going on, on tape. White People Syndrome

Chernobyl Diaries- Leave it Alone/Never Investigate
Who’s up for vacationing in creepy abandoned radioactive towns? The white kids! Nuclear fallout =deadly. Do not enter. Stay away. But did they? NO. That’s White People Syndrome

Prometheus-Leave it Alone
If you had left that big mysterious alien infested planet alone white people, life would still be yours. But you HAD to know. (W.P.S)

The Ring-Leave it Alone/Never Investigate
Why would you investigate a tape that reputed to be killing people? That is one movie that these characters could have left on the shelf. And who is ‘investigating’ this phenomenon? A white person. Therefore, it’s White People Syndrome (W.P.S.)

White People Syndrome (W.P.S.) by 4ever_GC July 5, 2012

P and F Syndrome 

Mispronunciation of people between the letters P and F, where they pronounce P as F, or vice versa...which is annoying.

I have a ("fi" and "ep") p and f syndrome, and that's ferfect, now I'm fofular!

P and F Syndrome by pnfsyn August 30, 2010

Little Person Syndrome(L.P.S.)

Syndrome caused by an inferiority complex usually directed at stature or height. In women this may cause a variety of problems from "Bitchy-ness" to the urge to stand on large objects in order to feel some sense of "dominance" over others. Calling a woman who suffers from L.P.S. "tall" is a big compliment and will make them feel good about themselves. In men the problems multiply; men, already having an aggregation of complex's pertaining to their own inferiorities, become arrogant little fucks, who buy big trucks, and treat people like shit.

This syndrome is similar to L.M.S. or Little Man Syndrome, which is an inferiority with the size of ones own Male reproductive organ.

"Man that girl suffers from L.P.S. real bad she's just being a bitch to everyone."

"E.H.(hahah) is trippin', must be the L.P.S."

Little Person Syndrome(L.P.S.)

Little Person Syndrome(L.P.S.) by Long14 January 9, 2012

P.O.B syndrome 

Pain Of Balls syndrome
The pain in your testicals after having a mega boner for roughly 3 hours in your pants, due to the fact that the girl doesn't want to have sex or even touch your junk

I had P.O.B syndrome last night, my girl friend wouldn't even touch my dick, i couldn't walk for 3 hours it hurt so much.

P.O.B syndrome by cock master flex the 3rd June 20, 2011