Guy 1: Dude I lit off a firecracker in my ass. Then fucked a chick till she fainted. Then I barffed all over her.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Because I'm straight edge.
Guy 2: You should have had an Ozlympics instead.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Because I'm straight edge.
Guy 2: You should have had an Ozlympics instead.
by BonerJamZ09 November 18, 2009